troyler

you dont have to agree with his policies but you have to admit hes the coolest president weve had ever

people who actually buy themes
people who prefer buying music
buying
getting things illegally

fuglypudding:
if watermelon exists why doesn’t earthmelon, firemelon and airmelon??
The elemelons

this girl has some hella fine legs right?
right?
RIGHT?
R I G H T?
WRONG
it’s albert einstein

“ok” and “okay” sound different in my head

Know what’s on the menu? Me-n-u

Legendary

I like new friends because I can reuse old jokes

watching yourself being replaced by people better than you